An Idea

An idea is always good to have because it's an idea,

A bad idea is not good to have because it's not a good idea;

And a good idea is good to have because it's a good idea,

Good ideas make money and bad ideas are bad and bad for you.

I have an idea as I sit here in a motel in Queanbeyan,

The Queen is coming to Canberra and I think it's a good idea;

As an idea is worth a lot and costs very much to give and have,

You really must take it straight to the top that's why I am here.

Zaichias climbed a tree to see the king coming into town,

And I am going to stand around and hope the Queen looks down;

And whether she does with favour or whether the weathers right,

Will all depend on where I stand and if I have to stand till night.

Well she is a very important person, the most important person on earth,

And I am just a humble man trying hard to point out my worth;

It will really take some divine intervention to attract her attention at all,

Because in such a big and mighty crowd, I am going to feel very small.

But the truth of the times and all the money on earth to pay,

Is simply really out of the question for me even putting it this way;

But in times like these, this is just an idea of suggestion,

That Christ might come back in a different form of selection.

So what does an idea mean at a critical time like this?

I think I would settle to just shake her hand and find a wife to kiss;

But the best thing in life and beauty of it all is that it's free,

As in life it's best not to worry and just let it eternally be.

Signed,

Not This Time.